If there's a will?

Last night, instead of going out with the girls, I canceled. I couldn't do it. My stomach killed and after a banana peel incident on my stairs that left me with a concussion, I couldn't bear to do anything.

Tonight, it's the same. Grocery shopping followed by the beginning of an obsession. This week, it's Dexter. I have three seasons to catch up on. And an early morning to have.

Help me find someone who wants to date me. Someone who I want to kiss over and over and over. That's what I want to leave my couch for. That's what I have the will to do.